Open Memo

June 25, 2022

MEMO TO: Anxiety
FROM: Seana Ai Lien Munson
CC: The Legion

TIME SENSITIVE. IMMEDIATE RESPONSE REQUIRED.

This is to advise that you have been categorized as a nitpicking little pain in the ass, and as you are well aware, I am a badass bitch. As such, you are hear-by ordered to stand down AT ONCE.

I have sent numerous notices with no response. At this time, I am prepared to take more drastic measures if these requirements are not met. My position is supported by a legion of equally strong backers. The resulting attack would thus be to your detriment, as aforesaid legion is fully aware of the circumstances and prepared to act immediately upon request.

It has been well established that you do not have the strength or fortitude to move forward with your current endeavor. Please submit the requisite white flag IMMEDIATELY . 🏳